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TheStarbuccaneer™

Singer * Brewer * Patriot


Who or What is TheStarbuccaneer™?

Seriously, who? or what?... Internets singing legend?... Brewer of awesome beers?... and a future Congressman from The Great State of North Carolina? Will this website contain important information for everyone or is he only messing around with it for fun? These are serious questions that deserve answers. I will help get to the bottom of this controversy. In the meantime, don't forget to send donations via PayPal for no reason other than is fun to do so, I think.

Garrrrr mateys! Ya oughta be makin' of this thar website yerrr home page!
Do it now!    :-)

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Is there demand for TheStarbuccaneer™ merchandise? If so, contact TheStarbuccaneer™ and maybe he will make some t-shirts, mugs, hats, flip flops, etc...

Latest Articles of Interest

Arm & Hammer® Stopped Making My Toothpaste!

Sparky They have stopped making my all-time favorite Toothpaste. They still make it with tartar control, but that ingredient is harsh and useless (one Coke Zero™ per day takes care of plaque.) I have two tubes left, going to ration it out... once-a-week brushing until I find a hidden stash in some warehouse or figure out how to make my own. This reminds me of the horror when Pantene® stopped making my Shampoo.

Sparky The Bearded Dragon has promised to help me ration it.

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Important Items:
  • Beer
  • Singing
    • For real
    • Lip sync

Making the best beer in the world. Singing like there is no tomorrow. Getting enough sympathy from awesome people on the internet that will send me money via PayPal so I can quit my day job and make more music. Hey, if you are interested in a webnet site like this, please click on Danica below and sign up with godaddy.