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Singer * Brewer * Patriot


Is It Soon To Be Congressman TheStarbuccaneer™?

TheStarbuccaneer™ is officially announcing that he is thinking about running to represent the 4th congressional district of The Great State of North Carolina. I must make it clear that I will not be accepting campaign donations of any kind. Hence my half joking link to donate money to me (because it would be funny to get money for no reason,) is not on this page. I would be running as 'unaffiliated,' beholden to no one, including my constituents (the only part that makes me the same as those in office now.) I pledge to only serve one term, vote fer nothing and then enjoy my pension. You heard that right, I'm the first one to admit I'm in it for myself and no one else.

Garrrrr mateys! No Demlicans or Republicrats best be trying to donate and claim it was a campaign contribution... and then try and jail me when I buy beer makin' ingredients with it. I don't know or have time to read the stinkin' laws, the other pages are asking for money for nothing. Again, don't give me money thinking it is for my alleged campaign. Feel free to donate for other reasons, like you enjoy my music or you just have money you need to get rid of etc...
Guarantee One And Done!

TheStarbuccaneer™ Is Serious, NC Congressional District #4!

I'm hoping by now enough people realize, politicians are all in it for themselves. In a way, my winning may help the country in the long run by illustrating to all that at least one congressional district has figured it out. Besides my promise not to seek re-election after one term, I also pledge never to vote for a bill I have not read. Which basically means I'll most likely never vote. Because no one is given time to read the bills all loaded up with wasteful spending hidden beneath some topic the media focuses on. I honestly just want the awesome pension (health care benefits aren't bad either, better than what the rest of American's will have access to.)

Give Me Two Years, Why The Frak Not?